⚠️ HUMANS TO SPAWN ⚠️ ZOMBIES INCOMING ⚠️ NUKE ZM ⚠️ GO GO GO ⚠️ HOLD THE DOOR ⚠️
CHICAGOBEAN CHICAGOBEAN CHICAGOBEAN CHICAGOBEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN 🫘🫘🫘

Chicago
BEAN.com(it is not "Ben". it was never "Ben". stop.)

🫘the bean
sees you
(he is behind you)

ABOUT THE BEAN

Chicagobean is a Man. He is also a Legume. Scientists have been unable to determine which came first. He plays Zombie Escape and has been seen to say "just hold" while nobody is holding. 🫘 He has never once been on the helicopter in time. (allegedly)
THE BEAN KNOWS WHAT YOU DID ON ze_ffvii_mako_reactor

TERMS & CONDITIONS

By scrolling this page you agree to be infected. By not scrolling this page you also agree to be infected. The bean is not responsible for any last-second knife-kills, rtv spam, "who's the mother zombie," or your sleep schedule. Void where prohibited. Void where permitted. Void.

BEAN STATS™

HOLD
W

ASK THE BEAN ORACLE

the bean awaits your question (you didn't ask one, he knows)

VISITORS

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you are visitor number NaN
(also you are a zombie now, sorry)

leave · become bean · what is a bean

MAP VOTE

1. ze_bean_escape_v2_final_FINAL_b3 — (extreme)
2. ze_hold_the_door_for_45_minutes
3. ze_why_is_the_elevator_like_this
4. ze_chicago_but_all_the_beans_are_zombies
5. ze_the_helicopter_left_without_you
6. ze_just_a_hallway_(10_hours)

Vote ends in: -4 seconds ago

GUESTBOOK

xX_Z0MB1E_Xx: bean was in spawn the whole time lol

mother_zm_irl: I infected him once. He thanked me.

someone's_nan: who is bean and why is he in my router

hold_w_andy: HOLD W

the_bean: 🫘

no one has signed this in 11 years (the site is 1 day old)

🫘🧟🚁💥🫘

>>> RTV RTV RTV RTV RTV <<< NOBODY RTV'D <<< THE BEAN IS ETERNAL <<<
⚠️ RUN ⚠️
click to be told where